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Well I had a mortifying experience at the gym this morning.
I was using the elliptical and I began to notice my shorts were starting to slip down as I was going. This has happen to some extent with my older clothes, but these are my newest shorts (i.e. smallest size) that I bought this year. So on one hand I can say, "Cool, I can go down a size now." [If I just had the money to BUY new clothes. But I digress]
At the 15 minute mark I begin to pick up my pace to running speed. You can probably guess what comes next... They fell right off down to my ankles.
So here I am on an elliptical running about 5 mph when my pants fall off and cause me to stumble and almost fall off the device. All I can say that luckily I was wearing spandex bike shorts under them and it was before the place got too crowded. Unfortunately, the cute brunette I usually chat with saw it happen. I looked up just in time to see her head snap back around to look forward. I can tell she was trying to suppress a serious laugh.
So I slowed my pace and kept tugging on my waist band every few minutes. I will never talk to, or make eye contact with, "cute brunette" again ... or anybody else for that matter. I probably should change gyms ... or cities ... or planets.
But I AM losing both inches and weight! :-)
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1963 kcal
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Fett: 73,28g | Eiw: 123,97g | Kohlh: 228,86g.
Frühstück: Gatorade Whey Protein Bar Chocolate Chip. Mittagessen: Emerald Raspberry Glazed Almonds, Cobblestone Bread Co. Knead For Seed 12 Grain Bread, Great Value Creamy Peanut Butter, Welch's Natural Strawberry Spread. Abendessen: Bertolli Creamy Alfredo Sauce, Barilla Linguini, Publix Patagonian Scallops, Sea Queen Imitation Crab Meat. Snacks/Sonstiges: Cheddar Cheese, Jack Link's Original Beef Jerky. mehr...
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OMG! That's what you call very bitter with lots of sweet! Losing is winning, great job!
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: FloridaAngel
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YOU ARE DOING GREAT!!! You have had a tough month: poison ivy and your pants are too big, I hear ya. But, I loved your story and it made me smile. And you made the cutie smile/laugh.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: ginger dog
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Great story PoofWizard, Thank you for sharing and bringing a good laugh for today. Also congrats on getting smaller than your pants certainly not a bad problem to have.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: ofdwolf
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Go Poof Go and don`t loose your pants on the way!!! I`m happy for you!
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Mal321
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13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Mal321
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Thanks for the laugh! You might feel embarrassed for a minute, but I bet cute brunette is thinking, "Wow! He's really working it."
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: MCslimmer
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No hold on, I wish you to lose your pants everyday. I guess that`s a good thing in our case, right?
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Mal321
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HAHAHAHAA. No, i am sure she understands.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Anita Love
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You have a good sense of humor, Poofwizard.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Jag Lady
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actually I think it would be a great intro to strike up a conversation with said cute brunette.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Little Red Fox
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13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: greentees
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13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: John10251
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That's fantastic that your shorts are starting to get looser. I'm at terribly sorry for them coming down. I might have laughed a little too hard on that one. Thanks for a great laugh today :) keep up with the hard work 👍🏻
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: emilygu
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Now you have celeb status, they have wardrobe malfunctions daily!
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: hewkojm
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I had the same incident on the treadmill while doing cardiac rehab. The whole place fell out laughing and a few of them still bring it up!
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Sally Forest
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Do not worry about it. Just be glad you are achieving such success.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Tyaki
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I'm sure cute brunette is thinking what we're thinking... how awesome you are!!! Congrats and BTW women like men that can make us laugh!!
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Jenibeann
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My husband has the same problem, especially since we've starting loosing weight. Try not to worry about it. You're a good writer, great story!
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: mimi2323
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Oh my, what a good/bad experience! I won't give it another thought, just keep on doing what you're doing.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: maeday42
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That's the right kinda problem to have.
13 Jul 17 vom Mitglied: Hazelip
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